THE FAMOUS “JEWISH” CHRISTMAS SONG: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know. Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write. May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white.” Irving Berlin (1888-1989) American songwriter Lyrics of Berlin’s song “White Christmas” “White Christmas” was publicly introduced and made famous by the 1942 film Holiday Inn, in which it is sung by Bing Crosby. The fact that it became one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time may seem a bit ironic, since Berlin was Jewish. However, as noted by journalist Nate Bloom in a post on the InterfaithFamily.com website, 12 of the 25 most popular Christmas holiday songs were written by Jews. |
THE GAY FRIENDLY VERSION: “I’m dreaming of a gay Christmas Just like the ones I used to know. Where the treetops shimmer with rainbow glitter And ev-ry fella had a beau. Oh, I’m dreaming of a gay Christmas With Every Streisand song I play. And no matter which way you sway I hope all your Christmases are gay.” The “Gay Christmas” song, from the “Last Christmas” musical show, first performed in 2007 by the California-based gay and lesbian theatre group, Theatre Out. |
THE ECO-FRIENDLY VERSION: “I’m dreaming of a green Christmas Not like the ones I used to know. With presents handmade or re-gifted To prevent the climate being shifted And leaving Christmas trees to grow.” Nancy Hiler, the “Go Green Gal” In a blog post titled “I’m Dreaming of a Green Christmas (with apologies to Irving Berlin)” |
THE LATINO VERSION: “I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas, Just like the one in Mexico. Where bunuelos glisten, Posadas at the mission, And yes, we don’t need no snow.” El Vez (stage name of Robert Lopez) Mexican-American rock and roll artist From his song “Brown Christmas” |
THE CHRISTMAS CHEERS! VERSION: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.” A popular variation I first saw as the caption of this cartoon from the now defunct website YourFunnyStuff.com Cheers and Happy Holidays from QuoteCounterquote.com! |
* * * * * * * * * *
Comments? Corrections? Post them on the Famous Quotations Facebook Page
More Christmas music parodies…