Hills of Beans

QUOTE:

“Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”
Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957)
Casablanca (1942)

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COUNTERQUOTE:

“It’s a topsy-turvy world, Jane.  And maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans, but this is our hill, and these are our beans.” 
Leslie Nielsen (b. 1926)
The Naked Gun (1988)

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