“Live fast, die young…”

THE FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTE: “Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse!”          A saying popularized by the 1949 noir film Knock on Any Door, adapted from Willard Motley’s 1947 novel of the same name         Sometimes cited as “Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse,” this saying is often associated with actor James Dean, whose wild lifestyle and death in a car crash at age 24 fit seemed to epitomize the first four words. Dean didn’t say the line in any of his own movies. But he was a fan of Knock on Any Door and Dean’s friend John Gilmore said Dean quoted it to him in conversations.         In the movie adaptation, the line “Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse!” is said by actor John Derek. He plays the character Nick Romano, a young Italian hoodlum from the Chicago slums accused of killing a cop. The movie line comes directly from the novel. In the book, Nick says it several times and cites it as his motto.         Though the novel and film helped popularize the saying, it was already in use when Motley wrote Knock on Any Door. Garson O’Toole, author of book Hemingway Didn’t Say That and the QuoteInvestigator.com website, has found precursors dating back to the 1800s.         For more background on this famous quotation, see the post on my ThisDayinQuotes.com site at this link.

THE COUNTRY MUSIC VERSION: “I wanna live fast, love hard, die young And leave a beautiful memory.”         Faron Young (1925-1966)         American country music performer         The refrain from his popular 1955 song “Live Fast, Love Hard, and Die Young,” written by Joe Allison         Young committed suicide in 1996 at age 64. Live Fast, Love Hard was used as the title of a biographical book about him published in 2012.

THE METAL MUSIC VERSION: “Live fast, die old.”         Slogan associated with Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister, frontman of the British heavy metal band Motörhead         This phrase, which was used as the title of a 2005 documentary about the band, seemed to sum up Lemmy’s personal philosophy and was quoted in obituaries and comments about him when he died in 2015 at the age of 70.

HOT MOM VARIATION #1: “Live Fast Die Hot”         Jenny Mollen         American magazine writer, columnist for Playboy Online, book author and actress         Title of a 2016 book collecting some of Mollen’s humorous articles

HOT MOM VARIATION #2: “Live Fast Die Pretty”         Slogan on a women’s tank top sold by CartelInk.com

TOM SERVO’S MST3K QUIP: “Live fast, die young, and leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse.”         A quip by Tom Servo during the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring the so-bad-it’s-good biker movie Wild Rebels (1967), when the fat, ugly, biker character named “Fats” is shot

RICKY GERVAIS’ OFFICE QUIP: “You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way. Not orthodox. I don’t live by ‘the rules’ you know.”         UK actor/comedian/director Ricky Gervais, as the pompous character David Brent         In the “Party” episode of the TV series The Office (Season 2, Episode 3, first aired in the UK in 2002).

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“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

THE FAMOUS MISQUOTED MENCKEN QUIP: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”         H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)         American journalist, essayist, satirist and scholar of American English         The famous “quote” above is the commonly-used paraphrase of what Mencken wrote in his column in the September 19, 1926 edition of the Chicago Daily Tribune. In that column, he was remarking on the recent trend toward “tabloid newspapers” that were geared toward uneducated readers, which Mencken described as “near-illiterates.”         What Mencken actually wrote was in that column was:         “No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”         For more background on this traditionally misquoted quotation, see the post on my This Day in Quotes site at this link.

POLITICAL APPLICATION #1: “No one ever went broke underestimating the ability of Congress to do its job.”         Tanya Snyder         Columnist for Politico.com         In a column about the government shutdown caused by Congress’ inability to agree on federal budget legislation, published by Politico.com on January 22, 2018.

POLITICAL APPLICATION #2: “Maybe no one ever did go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people, and perhaps there is a sucker born every minute, but don’t we want a president who at least thinks those are open-ended questions?”         Joyce Kulhawik         American arts and entertainment critic and blogger         Commenting in an April 28th, 2011 post on her blog on rumors that Donald Trump might run for president.

POLITICAL APPLICATION #3: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the nincompoopery of New York’s city council. Now along comes Upper West Side member Helen Rosenthal to crank up the stupid, declaring her appreciation of the vandalism last week of a statue depicting the globally famous photo of a U.S. sailor kissing a dental technician in Times Square to mark the end of the Second World War. ‘I appreciate someone recognizing that a random man grabbing a random woman is completely inappropriate,’ said Rosenthal—having a #MeToo moment as she prepares to run for city comptroller.”         Bob McManus         Former editorial page editor of the New York Post now working as a freelance editor, columnist, and writer         In a February 28, 2019 editorial posted on the website of the City Journal, a quarterly magazine of urban affairs published by the Manhattan Institute. McManus was referring to the statue based on the famed photo of a nurse kissing a sailor who had just returned home after serving in World War II. In February 19 some overly woke idiot spray-painted the anti-sexual harassment hashtag #METOO on the statue.

THE IMMATURE MALE VARIATION: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the maturity of the American male. On the contrary, as the films of Judd Apatow and magazines like Maxim make clear, immaturity among 20- and 30-something guys is a reliable cash source.”         Kate Tuttle         American journalist, critic and author         In her review of the book Manning Up by Kay S. Hymowit, published in the Boston Globe on March 18, 2011.

THE REALITY SHOW VERSION: “No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the average American television viewer.”         The Editors of the motorcycle news site Rideapart.com         An editorial comment in a review of the Discovery Channel TV series American Chopper.

THE THREESOME APP VERSION: “No one ever went broke underestimating the willingness of the public to bump uglies in unlikely combinations.”         The Editors of The Guardian newspaper         In a short news story about the 3nder online app, which connects people who want arrange “threesome” sexual encounters with other people.

THE SHOPAHOLICS VERSION: “No one ever went broke underestimating the American public’s hunger to buy, buy, buy. How else can you explain things like Etsy, subscription boxes and the Apple Watch? Often the product seemed like such a good idea at the time...Generally, though, such things get used once or twice and then end up at Goodwill.”         Donna Freedman         American freelancer writer and book author         In an article published on January 20, 2019 on the MoneyTalkesNews.com website.

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