FRANKLIN’S FAMOUS VERSION OF AN ANCIENT SAYING: “God helps them that help themselves.” |
THE ANTI-THIEVERY COUNTERQUOTE: “God never helps those who are caught helping themselves.” |
THE THIEF’S COUNTER-COUNTERQUOTE: “God may not help those who help themselves, but you’ll notice he don’t stand in front of you with no flaming sword and say, ‘What you got there?’” |
THE RICH MAN’S GOSPEL: “In bestowing charity, the main consideration should be to help those who will help themselves...Neither the individual nor the race is improved by alms giving. Those worthy of assistance, except in rare cases, seldom require assistance.” |
THE EURODANCE RAP VARIATION: “What we need to do is take ourselves from the shelf |
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