THE ORIGIN OF THE IMMORTAL LOVE QUOTE:
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
THE GLEE HATER’S VERSION:
“How do I hate GLEE? Let me count the ways. For starters, this is a saccharine snorefest. And don’t even get me started on gleeks, autotune, the characters…”
THE MITT ROMNEY VARIATION:
“Is Mitt Romney, well-coiffed automobile heir and consulting savant, weird? Let us count the ways.”
THE NANCY PELOSI VARIATION:
“Ah, Nancy how do I love thee, let me count the ways. You stimulate me to no end. My heart flutters when I think about your passing Obamacare. And of course we all know you come from that wonderful city of San Francisco that so embraces our core American values like a collective hate of the McDonald’s Happy Meal.”
AN HOMAGE TO RYAN GOSLING’S ARMS:
“How Much Do I Love Ryan Gosling’s Arms? Let Me Count The Ways.
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