THE OLD CLICHÉ: “If God wanted us to fly he would have given us wings.” |
THE DISCOURAGED VOTER’S VIEW: “If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates worth voting for.” |
THE DISCOURAGED DIETER’S VIEW: “If God wanted us to lose weight, He would have made celery a comfort food.” |
ROD’S TAKE ON HATHA YOGA: “Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.” |
SEAN’S TAKE ON HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE: “Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had meant men and women to be together, he would have given them both penises.” |
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