“Whatever is worth doing...”

LORD CHESTERFIELD’S MAXIM: “Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.”        Lord Chesterfield (Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield; 1694-1773)        British statesman and diplomat        One of the many bits of fatherly advice Chesterfield imparted in letters to his illegitimate son, Philip Stanhope. This one is from a letter dated March 10, 1746.         Chesterfield’s use is generally thought to have led to the modern proverbial version: “If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing well.”

THE ECDYSIAST’S COUNTERQUOTE: “If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing slowly — very slowly.”         Gypsy Rose Lee (Rose Louise Hovick; 1911-1970)         American Burlesque queen and author         This quip has been widely attributed to Lee in the decades since her death and appears to have been a favorite witticism of hers. However, there doesn’t seem to be any record of her saying it or using it in any of her books while she was alive.

CHESTERTON’S COUNTERQUOTE: “If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing badly.”        G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)         English writer, philosopher and critic        A line from his book What’s Wrong with the World (1913). In context, it was his way of praising hobbies and other activities done by amateurs for pleasure, even if they have no special talent for them.

WALLY’S WISDOM: “My philosophy is that anything worth doing is too hard.”         The character Wally, in the December 27, 2004 edition of Scott Adams’ comic strip Dilbert.

MAYBE MICK’S MOTTO?: “Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”         This saying is widely attributed to Mick Jagger, but without any specific citation of when he may have said it. The Yale Dictionary of Modern Proverbs says it dates back to at least 1962, when it was used in the headline of an ad for Jantzen Sportswear.

THE SUCKY BEGINNINGS PRINCIPLE: “Anything worth doing is going to suck at the beginning. Anything worth doing is meant to require pain and sacrifice. Herein lies the problem facing America, which originally was built on the moral of impulse control. What once used to be a country filled with people sacrificing momentary pleasure for a better future, the overpowering message of today is live for the moment.”         Benjamin P. Hardy         American columnist and author         In one of his posts on the TheLadders.com site (Jan. 22, 2019) *     *     *     *     *     *     *     *     *     * Comments? Corrections? Questions? Email me or post them on my Famous Quotations Facebook page. Related reading, viewing and listening…

The blind leading the blind…

THE FAMOUS ORIGINAL BIBLE VERSE: “If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.”        Jesus (c. 5 B.C. - c. 30 A.D.)          As quoted in the Bible’s Book of Matthew, 15:14 (King James Version)        Chapter 15 of the Book of Matthew, which includes the famous story of the loaves and fishes, is also the source of the well-known metaphor “the blind leading the blind.” The meaning is simple. Blind men can’t see anything, so following them is foolish and risky. People typically use this metaphor — and variations of it — to poke fun at someone they view as ignorant, stupid or misguided.        Jesus used “blind leaders of the blind” to refer to the “scribes and Pharisees,” the dominant group of Jewish rabbis at the time. They favored strict adherence to traditional Jewish religious laws and traditions. In Chapter 15 of Matthew, a group of scribes and Pharisees comes to Jesus and complains that his followers were violating the tradition of the Jewish elders that required people to wash their hands before eating. Jesus tells them cleanliness of the hands is unimportant; cleanliness of the heart is the important thing. Jesus’ point was that a slavish following of religious rules was less important than following the basic moral concepts he taught. When his disciples warned him he had offended the Pharisees, Jesus replied (as given in the King James Version of the Bible):       “Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.”         Jesus then went to Galilee, where he miraculously turned seven loaves of bread and “a few little fishes” into a feast that fed “four thousand men, beside women and children.” The Bible doesn’t mention whether any of them washed their hands before eating.

THE FATHER KNOWS BEST VERSION: “The young leading the young, is like the blind leading the blind; ‘they will both fall into the ditch.’ The only sure guide is he who has often gone the road which you want to go. Let me be that guide; who have gone all roads, and who can consequently point out to you the best.”        Lord Chesterfield (Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield; 1694–1773)        In one of his many didactic letters to his son, Philip Stanhope, dated November 24, 1747

THE LOVE IS BLIND VERSION: “When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony.”         George Farquhar (1678-1707)        Irish playwright        In his play Love and a Bottle (1698), Act 5, Sc. 1

HENRY MILLER’S VARIATION: “We have been educated to such a fine — or dull — point that we are incapable of enjoying something new, something different, until we are first told what it’s all about. We don’t trust our five senses; we rely on our critics and educators, all of whom are failures in the realm of creation. In short, the blind lead the blind. It’s the democratic way.”         Henry Miller (1891-1980)        American writer and painter        In his essay “With Edgar Varese in the Gobi Desert” (1944)

JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH’S VARIATION: “These are the days when men of all social disciplines and all political faiths seek the comfortable and the accepted; when the man of controversy is looked upon as a disturbing influence; when originality is taken to be a mark of instability; and when, in minor modification of the scriptural parable, the bland lead the bland.”        John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006)        Canadian-born American economist and social critic        In his classic socio-economic book The Affluent Society (1958), Chapter 1

THE TOM CRUISE & CAMERON CROWE BASHING VARIATION: “Vanilla Sky is a case of the vain leading the bland. The vanity is provided by Tom Cruise, convincing in the role of a man in a passionate love affair with his own face, and the blandness comes from the overrated writer-director Cameron Crowe, who never met a story he couldn't explain to death at length.”        Stephen Hunter        Washington Post movie critic        In his review of the movie Vanilla Sky (2001)

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Whatever is worth doing

QUOTE:

“Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.”
       Lord Chesterfield, a.k.a. Philip Dormer Stanhope (1694-1773)
       British writer and politician
       Letter to his son, dated March 10, 1746 

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COUNTERQUOTE:

“If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing slowly — very slowly.”  
       Gypsy Rose Lee (1911-1970)
       Ecdysiast, actor and author  
       Attributed

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