| FAMOUS QUOTE: “Beneath the rule of men entirely great, |
| CONSERVATIVE COUNTERQUOTE: “We cannot allow the pen to be mightier than the sword!” |
| STEWART COUNTER-COUNTERQUOTE: “And, that is why, today, I’ve written my speech with my sword, and...We can’t let the pen be mightier than the sword [!?!] — because that’s ONLY THE BASIS OF OUR CIVILIZATION!” |
| THE PUNNIEST COUNTERQUOTE: “The pun is mightier than the sword.” |
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