FAMOUS SATAN-BUSTING MOVIE QUOTE: “The power of Christ compels you!” |
THE ORIGIN OF THE FAMED LINE: “I adjure you, ancient serpent...to depart from this servant of God, whom almighty God has made in His image. Yield, therefore, yield not to my own person but to the minister of Christ. For it is the power of Christ that compels you.” |
THE SOUTH KOREAN BOY BAND VARIATION: “Power of BTS Compels You: These BTS-Backed Phones Broke Pre-Order Records for Samsung.” |
THE GHOSTBUSTING VERSION: “The power of Patty compels you!” |
THE HOLY VAMPIRE BUSTER’S VERSION: “The Power of Christ Impales You!” |
ROBIN’S DEMON TURD: “The drugs make you so constipated, I thought they were gonna have to bring in a priest to do a f**king exorcism. ‘Demon turd, fall from his ass! The power of fiber compels you! The power of fiber compels you!’” |
THE WEST GRAFFITI QUOTE: “THE POWER OF KANYE COMPELS YOU” |
A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN’S COUNTERQUOTE: “THE POWER OF Taylor COMPELS YOU” |
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