“Early to bed and early to rise…”

BEN’S BORROWED ADVICE: “Early to bed and early to rise,                Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”        Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)        American author, publisher, scientist, diplomat and Founding Father        One of the proverbial sayings Franklin included in Poor Richard's Almanack, which he published from 1732 to 1758 under the pseudonym Richard Saunders.        Franklin is sometimes wrongly credited with coining this familiar poetic adage. But, like most of the sayings he used in various editions of his popular almanac, he borrowed it from other sources. He wrote in the 1746 edition: “I know as well as thee, that I am no poet born; and it is a trade I never learnt, nor indeed could learn…Why then should I give my readers bad lines of my own, when good ones of other people’s are so plenty?”        The “Early to bed...” saying is an old English proverb dating back to at least 1486. Franklin first used it in the 1735 edition of Poor Richard's Almanack.        (The image at left is the “‘Early To Bed And Early To Rise’ motivational poster” offered on Amazon.)

THURBER’S COUNTERQUOTE: “Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.”        James Thurber (1894-1961)        American writer, cartoonist and playwright                     The moral of his story “The Shrike and the Chipmunks,” originally published in the February 18, 1939 issue of New Yorker magazine, then included in his book Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated (1940).                     Thurber’s fables were humorous versions of Aesop’s Fables. “The Shrike and the Chipmunks” features a male and female chipmunk. The male is a slob who likes to sleep all day and doesn’t go out of their cave until after dark. One evening when the male chipmunk goes outside, a shrike decides to swoop down and try to catch him. But the bird, unnoticed by the chipmunks, “could not see very well on account of the dark, so he batted his head against an alder branch and was killed.” Not long afterward, the female chipmunk berates the male for being lazy. She makes him go outside with her for a walk in the sun to get some exercise — and they are both caught and killed by a different shrike. The story ends with the Aesop-like line: “Moral: Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.”

PAPPY MAVERICK’S VARIATION: “Remember what Pappy used to say: ‘Early to bed and early to rise is the curse of the working classes.’”        Bret Maverick (played by actor James Garner)        Recalling one of the many sayings of his father Beau Maverick, in “The Rivals” episode of the Western TV series Maverick. (First aired January 25, 1959)        Sayings by Beau "Pappy" Maverick are mentioned many times during the course of the series by Bret and his brothers Bart, played by Jack Garner, and Beau (named after his father), played by Roger Moore. He is finally seen in the September 19, 1959 episode titled “Pappy,” in which he is played by James Garner.

PETER’S OTHER PRINCIPLE: “Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.”        Laurence J. Peter (1919-1990)        Canadian author, educator and hierarchiologist best known to the general public for the formulation of the “Peter Principle” (“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.”)        This “early to bed…” variation is one of the sayings included in his book Peter's Almanac (1924)

GARFIELD’S ADDITION: JON: “I like this saying by Benjamin Franklin. ‘Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.’ GARFIELD: “And lonely, dateless and boring.”                     The June 25, 2018 edition of the Garfield comic strip, created by Jim Davis

THE CALENDAR GIRL’S CAPTION: “Early to bed May make you wise, But staying out late Will get you more guys.”        The caption of artist Earl Moran’s “good girl art” illustration for the August page in the 1950 Paramount Oilless Bearing Co. calendar

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“If at first you don’t succeed…”

THE LEGENDARY MOTIVATIONAL PROVERB: “‘Tis a lesson you should heed: Try, try again. If at first you don’t succeed, Try, try again.”        Popularized by William Edward Hickson (1803-1870)        British philanthropist, music scholar and educational writer        Lyrics from the first verse of the song “Perseverance; Or Try Again,” printed in Hickson’s book The Singing Master (1836)        The saying “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” comes from the initial stanza of a work that began appearing in British and American books in the late 1830s and early 1840s, sometimes as song lyrics and sometimes as a poem. Some sources claim it was coined by the British-born American publisher and author Thomas H. Palmer (1922-1861). Palmer did include what he cited as a poem with those lines in a teacher’s manual he published in 1840, as did several other guides for teachers published around the same time. But the same “poem” had previously been published in 1836 as the lyrics of the song “Perseverance; Or Try Again” by William Edward Hickson, in his book The Singing Master. Hickson wrote lyrics for a number of songs during his lifetime, most famously an updated version of the British national anthem “God Save the King.” However, his book The Singing Master reprinted the lyrics of many existing songs for children, including popular nursery rhymes that had been put to music. So, the “Perseverance” song, with the famed motivational saying in its first verse, may simply have been recorded rather than created by Hickson.

W.C. FIELDS’ LEGENDARY COUNTERQUOTE: “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.”        Attributed to W.C. Fields (1880-1946)        American comedian and actor         Variations of this sardonic quip have been attributed to Fields since at least September 1949, when the version above was cited by Reader’s Digest magazine. Often, it’s given without the word “There’s.” Sometimes “no use” is replaced by “no point.” If Fields did actually say one of these versions, it may have been a quip he uttered in real life, since it does not seem to be a line from any of his films.

THE PETER PRINCIPLE APPLICATION: “If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.”        Dr. Laurence J. Peter        Canadian professor and author, best known for creating “The Peter Principle” and writing the book of the same name (with Raymond Hull)        This saying is widely attributed to Peter, but without a specific source. It does not seem to be in any of the editions of his popular book The Peter Principle, which was first published in 1969 and has remained in print ever since. The book does include the variation “If at first you don’t succeed, try something else” — which he may have stolen from the Fifties television Western Maverick.

PAPPY MAVERICK’S WISDOM: “As my old Pappy used to say, ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try something else.’”        Bret Maverick (actor James Garner)        The line above is one of the many sayings Bret attributed to his father Beau Maverick in various episodes of the classic American TV Western, Maverick, which ran from 1957 to 1962.         Other bits of wisdom Bret cited as things “my old Pappy used to say” include:              “...a man does what he has to do, if he can’t get out of it.”             “...man is the only animal you can skin more than once.”              “...never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.”             “...never cry over spilled milk; it could’ve been whiskey.”             “...early to bed and early to rise is the curse of the working class.”             “...if the Lord had more respect for money, He would have given it to a higher class of people.”

THE SKYDIVING SURVIVAL MAXIM: “If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”         Steven Wright        American comedian        This dry joke is usually attributed to Wright, who apparently used it in his stand-up routine. However, another version is commonly attributed to comedian Henny Youngman, and other variations have long been popular among skydiving enthusiasts, suggesting that it may be have been, er, floating around for many the years.        Wright is also commonly credited with another good “try again” takeoff: “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

THE HUSBANDS SURVIVAL MAXIM: “If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you.”        A popular t-shirt, card and sign slogan, appearing in several variations. (The example shown at left is a sign available from Amazon.com.)

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