“God moves in a mysterious way
“God does not work in mysterious ways — it’s blindingly obvious when he’s dropping you a big hint.”
“God works in mysterious ways. But at least he works. He’s never on welfare in mysterious ways.”
One of his straight-faced faux Conservative quips on the June 23, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report
“There are no atheists in a foxhole, and there are, apparently, no atheists in the Ku Klux Klan. God sometimes moves in mysterious ways, His lip service to exact.”
“I have yet to see a good answer for why God is all-powerful and all-knowing and all-good – or even anything close to all-powerful and all-knowing and all-good – and still isn’t perceived by everybody. Does anybody have one? (And if you say ‘Mysterious ways,’ I’m going to scream.)”
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