H. RAP BROWN’S INCENDIARY CHERRY PIE QUOTATION: “Violence…is as American as cherry pie.” |
THE FOOTBALL HATER’S APPLICATION: “We live in a culture where bullying is as American as apple pie.” |
THE YANKEES HATERS APPLICATION: “Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.” |
THE DEEP-FRIED FOOD LOVERS VERSION: “Today, deep-fried food is almost as American as apple pie—which, incidentally, can be dunked into a vat of oil and emerge with a greasy, crunchy coating, along with almost any kind of food.” |
THE WEED LOVERS VERSION: “SAMHSA [The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration] research determined more than 100 million Americans have consumed marijuana...Marijuana is as American as apple pie - and healthier.” |
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