THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS NOVELTY SONG:
“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
THE MARIAH CAREY DIS-MAS QUOTE:
“All I want for Christmas, Mariah, is you to stop performing for dictators.”
THE JEWISH CHRISTMAS WISH VERSION:
“Of my choices for St. Nick
THE GUN-TOTIN’ TODDLERS VERSION:
“All I want for Christmas is an AR-15 with an attached grenade launcher...huh? Wait a sec, that’s not how the song goes! Or is it?…At the Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona, kids (and adults) can get their pictures snapped with Santa and an automatic weapon of their choice – or several automatic weapons of their choice. So much for a Silent Night.”
THE SHAUN WHITE NUDE PICS VERSION:
“All I want for Christmas is for naked pictures of Shaun White to stay unpurchased and unpublished.”
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