THE FAMOUS KARL MARX SOUND BITE: “Religion...is the opium of the people.” |
THE OCCUPY WALL STREET VERSION: “Occupy Wall Street...ignited a month ago after a prompt from AdBusters, a not-quite-underground magazine based in Toronto that wraps its anti-corporate message — hyper-consumption is the opiate of the people — in high-definition, high-gloss irony. (It is rather delicious that the counterattack to the vast class war waged for so long by the American right wing and its corporate masters was hatched under Canadian sponsorship. The last time Canada provided such a public service was when it harbored Vietnam-era draft resisters.)” |
THE OCCUPY WALL STREET VERSION 2.0: “Is talking about the economy becoming the opiate of the classes?” |
THE ONLINE PORN VERSION: “We might not have free education, healthcare, or affordable housing but at least we have the ‘freedom’ to pay for unlimited access to online pornography. But what is this tawdry freedom really? Surely the masturbating porn audience is a parody of sexuality. Work, consume, masturbate to porn, be silent, die. Pornography is the opium of the people.” |
THE ONLINE JOKESTER’S VERSION: “If religion is the opiate of the masses, then what the fuck is opium?” |
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