An honest politician is…

THE FAMOUS DISHONESTLY-ATTRIBUTED QUOTE: “An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.”         Simon Cameron (1799-1889)         American businessman and politician who served as U.S. Secretary of War under President “Honest Abe” Lincoln         A legendary quip that has long been linked to Cameron, though it appears that he never said it. In his excellent book, The Quote Verifier, quotation maven Ralph Keyes notes that there is no record of Cameron making any such remark. Keyes speculates that it was probably falsely attributed to Cameron by one of his many political enemies and over time was assumed to be an actual quote.

THE GEORGE CARLIN CONNECTION: “An honest politician is as much an oxymoron as jumbo shrimp.”        Harrison Finzel        Arizona journalist        In an article in The State Press newspaper, October 20, 2015        George Carlin's Oxymorons cartoon by Mike Keefe

THE JOEY ADAMS VARIATION: “An honest politician is one who’s never been caught.”        Joey Adams (1911-1999)        American comedian           From his column “Strictly for Laughs”        The New York Post, January 5, 1999

CALDWELL’S COUNTERQUOTE: “An honest politician is either a hypocrite — or he is doomed.”        Taylor Caldwell (Janet Miriam Taylor Caldwell; 1900-1985)        British-born American novelist        From her novel Captains and the Kings (1972)

MENCKEN’S OBSERVATION: “An honest politician is regarded as a sort of marvel, like a calf with five legs, and the news that one has appeared is commonly received with derision.”       H.L. Mencken (Henry Louis Mencken; 1880-1956)        American journalist, editor, language maven and curmudgeon        In his book The American Language (1919)

REEVE’S OBSERVATION: “In the good old days, an honest politician was one who lied only when he had to. But now lies are becoming the accepted language of government at the highest levels, the theory being that sooner or later the people of the country will become so confused and disillusioned that they will just mind their own business, and leave governing to well-placed liars.”        Richard Reeves (b. 1936)        American newspaper columnist        “Bush & Co. Are Turning Washington into a Liar's Club”        From his syndicated column, December 17, 1989

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Things you won’t go broke underestimating...

THE COMMON MISQUOTE (AND WHAT MENCKEN ACTUALLY SAID): “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”         A famous quip commonly attributed to journalist and editor H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)        Although these words are often credited to Mencken, they are actually a paraphrase of something he wrote in his column in the September 19, 1926 edition of the Chicago Daily Tribune. In it, he remarked on the recent upsurge in tabloid newspapers geared toward uneducated readers, including “near-illiterates.” Mencken correctly predicted that journalism of the future would “move in the direction” of the tabloids. He noted, with his usual dry sense of humor:         “No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”        Over time, this longer quote came to be paraphrased and misquoted, most commonly in the form “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” For more background, see the post about this saying on my ThisDayinQuotes.com site.

THE ROB FORD APPLICATION: “No one has ever gone broke underestimating the capacity of Toronto mayor Rob Ford to shock the ostensibly unshockable.”        Rick Conroy        Canadian journalist         In his column in The Wellington Times (Ontario, Canada), January 17, 2014        My own favorite Rob Ford shocker came during remarks he made to the press on November 14, 2013, while explaining why he filed a libel suit against some of former staff members. One female staffer, Olivia Gondek, claimed Ford told her he wanted to perform oral sex on her. Regarding her, Ford said: “Olivia Gondek...says that I wanted to eat her pussy...I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

A FEMINIST’S VARIATION:  “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the maturity of the American male. On the contrary, as the films of Judd Apatow and magazines like Maxim make clear, immaturity among 20- and 30-something guys is a reliable cash source.”         Kate Tuttle         Freelance journalist and editor        In a review published by the Boston Globe, March 18, 2011

A FOOTBALL FAN’S VARIATION: “To paraphrase H.L. Mencken, you’ll never go wrong underestimating the intelligence of those trying to reach a new collective-bargaining agreement...Now the principals are exchanging insults on Twitter. Management is taking cheap shots at the players, and the players are responding in kind, each group blaming the other, as if the blame isn’t equal.”        Sports journalist Art Spander        Commenting on the ongoing collective bargaining deadlock between the National Football League team owners and players, in his column on the Real Clear Sports website, March 10, 2011. (Cartoon by Daryl Cagle.)

THE A.D.D. VARIA... UH… WHAT WAS I TYPING?: “No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the attention span of the American people.”         Editorial by the St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 9, 2010

A LIBERAL JOURNALIST’S OPINION OF CERTAIN REPUBLICANS: “Bachmann, Sharron Angle, Sarah Palin and others have turned the GOP into an international joke and brought amazement at the support and enthusiasm they generate. Legendary journalist H.L. Mencken once said nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American consumer. The same could be said of the American voters who actually cast their ballots for these folks.”        Doug Thompson        Publisher and founder of the website CapitolHillBlue.com        In a post on his website titled “The GOP’s invasion of the Intelligence-snatchers”

A LIBERAL ACTIVIST’S OPINION OF A CERTAIN DEMOCRAT: “No one ever went broke underestimating how low a politician will go to gain an advantage. Exhibit A: Vice President Joseph Biden, who likens Wikileaks honcho Julian Assange to a ‘high-tech terrorist.’”        Gabor Rona        International Legal Director for the Human Rights First organization        In a post on the group’s website regarding a comment Biden made about Assange on Meet the Press on December 19, 2010

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“Nature abhors a vacuum” – The Famous Writers Edition

FAMOUS PROVERBIAL QUOTE: “Nature abhors a vacuum.”        François Rabelais (c. 1494-1553)        Gargantua and Pantagruel (1534)        Quoting an old Latin proverb (“Natura abhorret vacuum.”)

WILLIAMS COUNTERQUOTE: BRICK: “Well, they say nature hates a vacuum, Big Daddy.” BIG DADDY: “That’s what they say, but sometimes I think that a vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.”        Tennessee Williams (1911-1983)        American playwright        Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1955)

MENCKEN COUNTERQUOTE: “Nature abhors a moron.”        H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)        American journalist, critic and curmudgeon        Chrestomathy (1949)

THOREAU COUNTERQUOTE: “Most men are engaged in business the greater part of their lives, because the soul abhors a  vacuum, and they have not discovered any continuous employment for man’s nobler faculties.”        Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)        American writer and philosopher        Entry in his Journal, April 27, 1854

PARKER COUNTERQUOTE: “They seldom hear, when they are spoken to; It’s because their heads are so full Of little gems of old-world philosophy — You know the old crack: Nietzsche abhors a vacuum.”        Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)        American writer and wit        In her poem “College Boys: A Hymn of Hate”         The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker (2001)

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